Monday, February 18, 2008

Happy Presidents Day.....No Joke!!

Today is President's I thought..I would tell a few jokes we are in a Presidential Election year ...and we need to not be so serious....Not!!..LOL
Be serious when the time come all!!
And remember to VOTE !
So..enjoy...and hope I do not offend anyone..It's all in good fun....All the jokes were from a Political joke site online...I am not that funny!!
Q: What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
A: Presidentures!

Q: What would you get if you crossed the sixteenth president with a famous slugger?
A: Babe Lincoln!

Teacher: "John, do you know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?"
Student: "No, Miss Frump. I thought he lived in Washington!"

Q: Why is Abraham Lincoln like a bloodhound tracking someone?
A: They're both on the (s)cent!________________________________________________

Bill and Hillary Clinton are driving in the country near Hillary's hometown.
They are low on fuel, so Bill stops at a gas station. The man at the gas station comes out and looks into the window. "Hey, Hillary!
We used to date in high school, do you remember me?" he asks.
They talk merrily for a few minutes. Bill pays, and they leave.
As they drive, Bill is feeling very proud of himself and looks over at Hillary.
"You used to date that guy? Just think what life would be if you hadn't married me," he says. Hillary looks at Bill and says to him,
"Well, I guess you'd be pumping gas and he'd be President"

Senator Barack Obama was in Los Angeles last night for a huge campaign fundraiser.
That shows you what a great country this is -- when an African-American with a Kansas mother and a Kenyan father, who spent time growing up in Indonesia and is running for president, spending time in a state where Spanish-speaking people have elected an
Austrian governor." --Jay Leno
John Edwards also dropped out of the race today.
He said he wants to spend more time with his haircut." --David Letterman


Well... those were pretty funny..right? Comments please !
Happy Presidents Day everyone......Only in America can we joke about our
Presidents and still....VOTE... for them!!
Have a nice day........

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