Friday, January 28, 2011

Time to think about ...Getting Old !


Time to think about these things....


Birds of a feather flock together . . .
and then shit on your car.

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A penny saved is a government oversight.

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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because
 by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.

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The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

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He who hesitates is probably right.

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Did you ever notice:
The Roman Numerals for forty (40)  is XL.

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If you can smile when things go wrong,
you have someone in mind to blame.

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The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so
 he can tell when he's really in trouble..

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Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words
 'The' and 'IRS' together it spells 'Theirs...'

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Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop
 lying about your age and start bragging about it.

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Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me,
 I want people to know 'why' I look this way.
I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.
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When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth,
think of Algebra.
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You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.
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One of the many things no one tells you about aging is
that it is such a nice change from being young.
 Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.

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Lord, Keep your arm around my

shoulder and your hand over my mouth ...

 AMEN!

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